The History of the Universe in 200 Words or Less

This reminds me of a much geekier and all-encompassing version of the Cajun Man skit on SNL. :-)

http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze3fs8i/hist/hist.html

Oh, and this is just wrong.

http://www.weddingbetting.com/coupleresults.cgi?id=49